What Do I Want To Do Today? Handmake Things

For photo-a-day number two, the subject is “handmade.”

Here’s my photo for the day:

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 This is a project I’m working on with a friend.

Handmade, of course.

In other news, I killed an air plant.  An AIR PLANT.  It survives on AIR and I managed to kill it.

I’m not fit for life, y’all.

What Do I Want To Do Today? Accept A Challenge

I’m back, baby!

I’ve been horrific about posting.  I even thought about retiring this blog because my Etsy shop has been doing so well and as such I haven’t been posting regularly (you know I can’t help myself with the shameless promoting and bragging.  Because I’m so modest).

BUT. (I like big buts and I cannot lie)

That would be giving up.  And losing is for quitters.

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What Do I Want To Do Today? Get Horny (Unicorn Style)

It’s been a while since I’ve posted.  I guess I’ll have to suck it up and eat crow.

Jon Snow

Gross! Not that kind of Crow!

You know nothing, Jon Snow!

Disgustingness aside, I recently helped a very awesome and dear friend plan her 30th Birthday Unicorn-a-thon Bonanza Super Fun Party Time (TM).

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What Do I Want To Do Today? Literally See It All

Today whilst (GOD I LOVE THAT WORD) working on my Etsy shop (yes, I am linking to it again for the umpteenth time. What of it?), I noticed this was the front page:

Etsy front page June 2

Notice anything?

how I feel about Etsy front page June 2Just in case you didn’t, let me point out that black hole for you.

UGH, I hate myself for doing this, but I’m going to go ahead and link up to this “art”: https://www.etsy.com/listing/95952741/cat-butt-photography?ref=fp_treasury_7

April Fool’s joke?

Is the joke that someone might actually buy it?

Because I’m sure there are some cat ladies out there who would want that.  For $300.  Even with the multitude of cat anus that already abounds on the internet.

And people say the prices in my shop are high.

What Do I Want To Do Today? Class Up My TV Viewing

So I finished screaming my way through watching The Walking Dead.

HO. LY.  HELL.

The show is amazing, but daaaammnnn, that shit scary.

To be fair, I still scream at ET and Signs and I Am Legend and Alien and Aliens and The Ring and any Korean horror movie and really any movie where something/someone jumps out even if I’ve seen it twenty times already.

I am a lot of fun to watch movies with, y’all.

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What Do I Want To Do Today? Just Walk Away

One of my favorite TV shows is a British comedy called ‘The IT Crowd.”  It’s about a couple of IT guys and their boss, Jen, who work at a large corporation.  I’m not sure it’s actually still on the air, but it is on Netflix streaming so if you like things that are funny and awesome (I can’t imagine you wouldn’t since I know you’ve got such great taste, what with reading this blog and whatnot), then you should check it out.

I’ve been thinking about this scene in particular today:

I’m in the middle of something that I know I should just “walk away” from, but like Moss, despite trying to leave things be, I still manage to screw up and start fires.

I can’t be the only one, right?  This happens to other people, too, doesn’t it?

I tell myself, “JUST WALK AWAY!” I even do the Moss hand gesture for walking away (really, I do), but it still doesn’t work. I still end up in the middle of things because I can’t help myself.  I feel like sometimes I’m the only person who has trouble with this.  Why can’t I just keep my mouth shut?

Am I alone?  Has this happened to you?  Or, if it doesn’t, how do you manage it?  I’d love to know.